Burn Baby Burn

My left arm stood in flames today. For real. I wanted to make a pizza in the oven which was still hot cuz one of my room mates apparently just used it a few minutes before. And apparently it was too hot cuz the backing paper (you know, this stuff you put between the pizza and the oven sheet) caught fire - and so did my arm. It was fucking hot and it still hurts even though I had my arm in cold water for the last three hours. Andthere isn'tany hair on my arm left either.


So, Everwood 3x11...
Oh gawd, it was depressing. Y'know, I haven't seen episodes 5, 6, 8, 9 and 10, just read the transcripts, so this was my first episode with Anne Heche in it. Well, what can I say? On paper, she was just a dull, flat character and now she came to life. To an irritating and uninteresting plot device kind of life. So Andy falls for a married woman with a husband suffering from a stroke. They've crossed the line into real soap territory here. And Anne Heche is so fucking noble the whole time. I just hate her. Andy loves Nina, goddamnit! Okay, I forgot, Nina wasn't even in this episode! She was babysitting Delia offscreen as usual.
On the plus side, Andy was sweating, coughing blood, drinking icky pink liquids out of a small bottle and had an ulcer, that was pretty funny.
Irv and Edna broke up and made me cry. Damn you, Irv and Edna!
Hannah babbled about reincarnation, made big eyes and wanted Ephram and Amy to stay together. GO HOME GIRL!!! WHY ARE YOU THERE?
I could ask the same thing about Scott Wolf but he's funny. In a very silly way, but funny nevertheless. I kinda like him, I just wish he made sense or had a decent storyline. The hell, any storyline would do.
Bright invited Ephram to a dinner at home and pretended it was a trick to win Amy back for him. Yeah, right. He's still in love with Ephram. That made me all giggly.
Ephram and Amy on the other hand had a fight about planning time together and sacrifices and war and peace and fluffy bunnies and I couldn't care less. It was not hard to follow and even understandable but still stupid stupid stupid! I hate them together.
And Ephram wasn't even HOT! anymore. He's too skinny and his hair is all wrong. I fear Gregory Smith doesn't age well, if he's not careful he'll look like me in five years.

This just makes me sad.

Today I read that Moloko have split up *cry*WHAT THE FUCK??? Roisin Murphy said there was no future for the band. Riiiight.

My karate teacher is a hippo

-I am a college student.-I am a cuddler.-I am a good dancer.-I am a huge fan of lists. -I am a morning person. And an afternoon person. And an evening person. And a night person...-I am a perfectionist. -I am a Republican.-I am allergic to something deadly.-I am an only child.-I am Catholic.-I am content as of this moment. -I am currently in my pajamas.-I am currently pregnant.-I am currently single. -I am currently suffering from a broken heart.-I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father. -I am good at styling other people's hair.-I am left handed.-I am married.-I am obsessed with my LJ.-I am online 24/7, even as an away message.-I am procrastinating by filling out this list.-I am resentful that I have to grow up. -I am very shy around the opposite sex.-I am, or was, pigeon-toed.-I bite my nails.-I can be paranoid at times. -I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.-I collect picture frames.-I consider myself to be a "nerd". And my boyfriend calls me one.-I currently have a crush on someone. Kinda.-I currently regret something that I have done. -I curse frequently. -I do not believe people are inherently good or evil, rather they are inherently lazy.-I don't hate anyone.-I enjoy country music.-I enjoy jazz music. Seldom.-I enjoy smoothies. -I enjoy talking on the phone.-I have a car. -I have a cell phone.-I have a hard time paying attention at school.-I have a hidden talent.-I have a hobby.-I have a lot to learn. -I have a pet.-I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. -I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy.-I have a twin.-I have all my grandparents, none of them have died.-I have at least one brother and/or sister. Two brothers.-I have avoided work to play with my livejournal. -I have been in a real relationship. -I have been in a threesome.-I have been rejected by someone.-I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship.-I have been to an anime convention.-I have been to another country. -I have been to Europe. -I have been to Las Vegas.-I have been told that I am very smart.-I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. -I have broken a bone.-I have Caller I.D. on my phone. -I have changed a diaper.-I have changed a lot over the past year.-I have cheated on a significant other.-I have counted down the days until the summer.-I have dated a close friend's ex. Not really. Not really dated, not really a close friend.-I have dated someone 10 years or more older or younger than me. Not dated - but had sex with them.-I have done something illegal. -I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.-I have gone scuba diving.-I have had major surgery.-I have had my hair cut within the last week.-I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with. -I have had the cops called on me.-I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't. -I have kissed someone of the same sex. ROFL ROFL ROFL-I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.-I have mood swings. -I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. -I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.-I have rejected someone before. -I have seen "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.-I have seen the television show "The O.C." Yeah, the pilot episode.-I have swum in the ocean. Oh my, I really have. Wouldn't do this anymore nowadays. The ocean frightens me.-I have tried a drug that is illegal.-I have tried sushi.-I have watched "Sex and the City".-I have watched porn movies. -I have watched the television show "Spongebob Squarepants" No, but I saw the movie!-I know how to shoot a gun.-I like being the center of attention -I like eating Ramen noodles. I'm not sure what they are but I love all kinds of noodles.-I like my handwriting.-I like Shakespeare. -I like the taste of blood.-I like to cook.-I like to sing. -I like to vacuum. But I still never do it.-I love learning foreign languages. I'm just good at it. But I don't love it.-I love Michael Jackson.-I love my friends. Of course, they're my friends.
-I love olives.-I love rain. -I love sleeping.-I love to play computer games.-I love to shop. -I miss someone right now.-I own 100 CDs or more.-I own a home.-I own and use a library card. -I play a musical instrument.-I practice a religion that is not considered "mainstream".-I read books for pleasure.-I shave my legs.-I sleep a lot during the day.-I strongly dislike math.-I think Britney Spears is pretty.-I think long strings of html code look cool.-I think prostitution should be legalized. -I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.-I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often. Yeah, I'm that corny.-I was born in a country other than the USA.-I watch more TV this year than last year.-I watch MTV on a daily basis. -I watch soap operas on a regular basis.-I wear glasses or contact lenses.-I will try anything once.-I work at a job that I enjoy.-I would classify myself as "ghetto".-I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. -I like orange kool aid.-I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.-I like being at school.-I always love wearing sweaters.-I love water polo.-I am currently wearing socks.-I am being nostalgic right now.-I hate summative season.-I am tired.-I love to paint.-I love to write.-I classify myself as a "geek".
-I can quote all the lines to at least one movie.-I should be working. Not tonight.

Someone please put something on my mind

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SECTION...

SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: Film critic...or probably astronaut
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: I'd still do it (film critic, not the space thing), but screenwriting is way cooler
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? Yeah, but I guess most people wouldn't get off on self-referential porn. Maybe "Sperm in Space" would be better.
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? I study at a film university and bitch about movies in the Internet so I'm almost there, I think
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? If there wasn't my boyfriend and my aging body, yeah, why not?
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? Always wanted to write a porn musical
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? Something corny like "Cum Together"
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bitching for money
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? No thanx, I'm not jacking off to my own stuff
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? I believe in Something
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? When I'm frustrated
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? Write a screenplay about it
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? Write a screenplay about her meeting God while she's having sex
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? I have one like that, she always tells me something about life forces and power fields and energy vampires and happy spirits and all that crap. I usually mock her, she doesn't get it.
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Guess it's panic-party-tie
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK I have to pee
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK Hope I still nget the earlier subway
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH I can keep myself occupied without counting seconds
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? Just plain old no
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? I guess it's fair payment for the work I do but I could use a lot more
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? No, I'd be dead then (bobby stole my clever first answer)
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? Actually, yes
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? I could. We're both the same age and he's also gay, just not my type
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? Don't even have a driver's license
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? I would hate it with a fiery passion
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? I'd name it Nerdmobile or something cool like that
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? I've been sexual in cars, yeah
5. ON YOUR CAR? Not mine but on others, yes
6. WITH YOUR CAR? With people looking like cars, yeah
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? Lube's great
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? Pikachu. Everyone would think of me as cute and I'd have a loving male companion carrying me everywhere
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? Two seconds. I'm not the cocksucking slut I once used to be
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? I wouldn't die for anyone. Is that unromantic?
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? I watched Charmed anhd Dawson's Creek with my boyfriend so I guess that's a yes
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? Not if they're as lazy as I am
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? I also wanted to say lube first but I guess I could use coconut oil for that so I say my Buffy and Angel DVDs - Dennis and I would never leave that island
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? Off to see the wizard
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? I'd prefer something cuddlier
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION On top
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES Duh. No sex when I'm hurting.
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN Licking it
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? Huh? What? I mean...huh?
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? Damn, your mind's more warped than mine
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? "Make you"? I've always been, I guess
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR yellow
2. PICK A CONDOM Thank you!
3. PICK A SONG The Blake Babies - Brain Damage
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION my hometown
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? I can envision almost anything, my dear
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? I don't know what a gai is but it sounds like something I'd already have on free will
7. BIRD OR FISH? Fish
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? Pet
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT Weirding you out
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT Writing screenplays about weird people meeting God while they're having sex
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT Making decisions
OKAY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M DONE.

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YAY!!!I just found out that bis are back!!!Well, not bis actually, they're calling themselves Data Panik now but who cares as long as they're still making great music!!!Can't wait to listen to the new stuff.