My karate teacher is a hippo

-I am a college student.-I am a cuddler.-I am a good dancer.-I am a huge fan of lists. -I am a morning person. And an afternoon person. And an evening person. And a night person...-I am a perfectionist. -I am a Republican.-I am allergic to something deadly.-I am an only child.-I am Catholic.-I am content as of this moment. -I am currently in my pajamas.-I am currently pregnant.-I am currently single. -I am currently suffering from a broken heart.-I am embarrassed to be seen with my mother or father. -I am good at styling other people's hair.-I am left handed.-I am married.-I am obsessed with my LJ.-I am online 24/7, even as an away message.-I am procrastinating by filling out this list.-I am resentful that I have to grow up. -I am very shy around the opposite sex.-I am, or was, pigeon-toed.-I bite my nails.-I can be paranoid at times. -I carry a weapon with me everywhere I go.-I collect picture frames.-I consider myself to be a "nerd". And my boyfriend calls me one.-I currently have a crush on someone. Kinda.-I currently regret something that I have done. -I curse frequently. -I do not believe people are inherently good or evil, rather they are inherently lazy.-I don't hate anyone.-I enjoy country music.-I enjoy jazz music. Seldom.-I enjoy smoothies. -I enjoy talking on the phone.-I have a car. -I have a cell phone.-I have a hard time paying attention at school.-I have a hidden talent.-I have a hobby.-I have a lot to learn. -I have a pet.-I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. -I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" girl/guy.-I have a twin.-I have all my grandparents, none of them have died.-I have at least one brother and/or sister. Two brothers.-I have avoided work to play with my livejournal. -I have been in a real relationship. -I have been in a threesome.-I have been rejected by someone.-I have been the "psycho ex" in a past relationship.-I have been to an anime convention.-I have been to another country. -I have been to Europe. -I have been to Las Vegas.-I have been told that I am very smart.-I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. -I have broken a bone.-I have Caller I.D. on my phone. -I have changed a diaper.-I have changed a lot over the past year.-I have cheated on a significant other.-I have counted down the days until the summer.-I have dated a close friend's ex. Not really. Not really dated, not really a close friend.-I have dated someone 10 years or more older or younger than me. Not dated - but had sex with them.-I have done something illegal. -I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.-I have gone scuba diving.-I have had major surgery.-I have had my hair cut within the last week.-I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with. -I have had the cops called on me.-I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn't. -I have kissed someone of the same sex. ROFL ROFL ROFL-I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.-I have mood swings. -I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. -I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.-I have rejected someone before. -I have seen "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.-I have seen the television show "The O.C." Yeah, the pilot episode.-I have swum in the ocean. Oh my, I really have. Wouldn't do this anymore nowadays. The ocean frightens me.-I have tried a drug that is illegal.-I have tried sushi.-I have watched "Sex and the City".-I have watched porn movies. -I have watched the television show "Spongebob Squarepants" No, but I saw the movie!-I know how to shoot a gun.-I like being the center of attention -I like eating Ramen noodles. I'm not sure what they are but I love all kinds of noodles.-I like my handwriting.-I like Shakespeare. -I like the taste of blood.-I like to cook.-I like to sing. -I like to vacuum. But I still never do it.-I love learning foreign languages. I'm just good at it. But I don't love it.-I love Michael Jackson.-I love my friends. Of course, they're my friends.
-I love olives.-I love rain. -I love sleeping.-I love to play computer games.-I love to shop. -I miss someone right now.-I own 100 CDs or more.-I own a home.-I own and use a library card. -I play a musical instrument.-I practice a religion that is not considered "mainstream".-I read books for pleasure.-I shave my legs.-I sleep a lot during the day.-I strongly dislike math.-I think Britney Spears is pretty.-I think long strings of html code look cool.-I think prostitution should be legalized. -I think that Pizza Hut makes the best pizza.-I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often. Yeah, I'm that corny.-I was born in a country other than the USA.-I watch more TV this year than last year.-I watch MTV on a daily basis. -I watch soap operas on a regular basis.-I wear glasses or contact lenses.-I will try anything once.-I work at a job that I enjoy.-I would classify myself as "ghetto".-I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. -I like orange kool aid.-I can name all 7 of the dwarfs from 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs'.-I like being at school.-I always love wearing sweaters.-I love water polo.-I am currently wearing socks.-I am being nostalgic right now.-I hate summative season.-I am tired.-I love to paint.-I love to write.-I classify myself as a "geek".
-I can quote all the lines to at least one movie.-I should be working. Not tonight.